News for period to 10th May 2003

LOLLIPOP PEOPLE IN SHORT SUPPLY

These lovely people are in short supply in several areas of Hampshire, Milford-on-Sea being one of them.  Up to April last year the Education Department was in charge of filling these posts.  It is now down to the County Councils.  The Hampshire County Council is anxious to hear from new possible crossing patrols:  current salary is £5.22 an hour, and the hours on duty are two hours a day, five days a week.  School Patrol officers are paid for Bank Holidays and personal holiday entitlement, and during school holidays they are put on half-pay.

Those interested should ring 01962 846274 or [ Click here ] to e-mail direct.

BEWARE THE 0870 TELEPH0NE NUMBERS

Mr. John Futter of Dibden Purlieu, has made the pages of the Milford-on-Sea website because a letter he sent to the Advertiser & Times, otherwise known as the Lymington Times newspaper caught the webmaster's eye this week.  It is, for starters, a national rate number, and many companies have now changed their normal phone numbers to have the apparent 'exchange' represented and charged on 0870.  You may have noticed that calls to businesses there days are getting longer and longer with all the instructions to press numbers to find your way through the maze before you finally get to talk to a real person.  

Mr. Futter points out that companies using the 0870 number benefit from a percentage of the cost of the call.  It is therefore in their interests to keep customers on line as long as possible.

Now, it costs companies to send letters:  they obviously prefer phone calls.  If, then, their customers can be bothered to start 'charging' the companies by putting in a bit more effort in writing letters rather than making phone calls, it might protect pensioners' coffers!  If they ring in answer to your letters, tell them you'd like it in writing please!

CARRINGTON LANE PLAY PARK

The equipment is all present and correct, and already giving a lot of pleasure although it is not officially open.  Now is the moment to think of the beauty of the place, which does need some enhancement.  Friends of Carrington Lane Play Park are now seeking quotations for trees and shrubs and the local WI is helping with sponsorship.

Perhaps someone might suggest the purchase of a tree might be in memory of someone who loved Milford?  

PARISH COUNCIL STILL BATTLING WITH THE NIMBIES

Rumours continue to swirl round Milford with regard to the possible site/sites which might be used for 'affordable homes'.  These were vigorously denied again at April's meeting of the Parish Council.  

The rumours were first dealt with by the PC in February, but they will not lie down and die, and the land in question is still the possible site in New Lane.  Julian Davis, parish councillor, insisted that it was imperative to find sites for houses which would enable younger members of the village to stay in the village and keep it alive with a stake in the future.  But he also added that '...if the New Lane site came up but residents didn't want them there, then they wouldn't be there.'

The member of the public who raised the story again was asked to name his source by the parish clerk, Keith Metcalf.  The member of the public appeared to take it as a rhetorical question...and furnished no information on that subject.

WINCHESTER STUDENTS DO WELL FOR MILFORD YOUTH

Three young students from St. Alfred's College Winchester are doing a Drama, Theatre and TV Course.  Their brief was to produce a community drama or documentary project.  

With the support of Parish and County Councillors, the Police, local youth workers and enthusiasts, the three students, Jacqui Keenan, Catherine Snook and Joey Owen with the cooperation of some of the young people of the village themselves, produced a splendid collection of short films, which were shown in a marquee lent by Waydelle Ltd. on The Green.  Among those who arrived to view the show and take part in the subsequent discussion was the MP for New Forest West, Mr. Desmond Swayne.

The entire venture was such a success that the trio are following it up by organising a youth council and youth group for the village.

Four local girls made a film highlighting the problems which arose when the question of a skate park was mooted. There was another film on the lack of lighting, lack paths along the busier road, lack of public transport.  Other topics included the BMX track, which was recently covered in this site, and the possibility of a youth club, for which there is a crying need in the village.  The latter may now become reality, thanks to the students from St. Alfred's College.

2003 FLOWER SHOW CANCELLED

Milford-on-Sea's famous Flower and Produce Show which has been running for almost 60 years will not take place this year, due to works on the Church Hall.  These works will create such limitations of display space and access that it has regretfully been decided to give the show a break for this year.  It expects to be back in all its usual glory in 2004.

The Milford-on-Sea Art Exhibition is expected to take place as arranged.

The Plant Fair will take place on The Green on 17th May as in previous years.

SPECIAL POPPY FUNDRAISING

The Women's Section of The Royal British Legion in Milford recently held a fund raising thrash for their County Purse presentation.  The combination of a Sponsored Silence, Coffe Morning, House Collection and Donations amounted to £1,085.00, and a cheque for the money was presented at Winchester Guildhall to the County Patroness, Lady Carver.

Mrs. Freda Cheyney M.B.E. - our Freda - makes a special 'thank you' to all who helped reach that impressive total.

LOCAL ROBBERY

The Old Smithy, High Street. 0001- 0630 hrs 28/04/03. Offender tried to gain entry via side window but failed. Then smashed front door to gain entry. Jewellery taken from two glass cabinets and an unknown quantity of other property also taken. PC Andy BELL would like to hear from anyone who can help him with his enquiries. You can contact PC Bell via the Crime Link further down the page.

BANK HOLIDAY SPECIALS

On Monday, 5th May, all the usual activities of the Spring Bank Holiday will take place on The Green.  Things will be happening whatever the weather - unless it is like Noah's Flood!  At 2.00 pm the May Princess will be crowned, there will be Maypole Dancing, a Fancy Dress competition, Side Shows, Craft in the Marquee and a Plants Stall.  We're just coming into the Summer Bedding planting so there  may well be something just right for your garden on sale.

The May Fair is organised by the Milford-on-Sea Village Community Committee.  Fairly Traded Goods will also be on hand and happy to find a home for your money!

Enjoy!

News for period to 3rd May 2003

MESSAGE FROM AUSTRALIA

Hi - My name is Elizabeth James and I grew up in Milford-on-Sea.

I went to school at the Milford-on-Sea C of E Primary School from 1960 to 1964 and lived at a house called "Dunsley" in Wood Lane (I believe that it is now called "Danesmead").

I am interested in contacting in anyone who may have been at that school then or may know the house.

Optimistically

Liz James
Brisbane Australia

Anyone who would like to contact Liz James please email us by [ clicking here ] and we will forward it to her.

News for period to 26th April 2003

ACT OF WITNESS ON THE GREEN

The annual Good Friday ecumenical Witness on the Green took place at mid-day on Good Friday in warm sunshine with a little breeze.  The musicians were in fine tune, and the vicar and impromptu choir of those attending were in fine voice.  

The service was moving and thought-provoking and thanks are due to those who arranged it.  Many thanks too for the hot cross buns which came round afterwards!

EASTER EGG FOR MILFORD!

It's now official!  The gaping hole left by the closure of the wonderful Milford Hardware Shop is about to be plugged.  The shop fitters are in, working hard while the sun shines, and those who have had trouble getting light bulbs, screws, paint - plugs even - will soon be able to go down to our own village shop instead of trekking to one of the out of town superstores.

Hurrah! Happy Easter and thank you to all the DIY people, the shop fitters and the owner!

PARISH COUNCIL COMES UP TRUMPS FOR YOUNG!

Milford Parish Council took pity on the valiant efforts of the young BMXers who use the track in the pleasure grounds, eight months after they ruled that the track should be dismantled.  The PC had been hunting for a suitable site for the youngsters for about 6 years, without success - mainly due to the NIMBY syndrome.  However, the young went ahead with one which caused a certain amount of angst, particularly in the bosom of Mr. Phil Gossling, chairman of the Milford Environment Group.  He reported that motorcyclists had been using the track, that fires had been lit - a specially worrying factor in view of the wooded surroundings.  Ben Purgavie, 15 years old and one of the young BMXers, presented the case in defence of the continued use of the unofficial site.

He pointed out that he and his friends were in equal danger as pedestrians from the indiscriminate and selfish use of the motor bike riders, and that he found their presence as undesired as the councillors.  He condemned them suggested that bars be fitted around the area, over which BMX bikes could be lifted but which would be impossible for motor bikers to by-pass. Ben also said that he and his friends had litter picks, and one of the local residents explained that the litter which upset people was mainly left by visitors who came by car and walked there, dropping their sweet wrappers, etc. and by the motor bikers.  Reg Miles, another nearby resident, said that he was backing Ben, who not only delivered his newspapers, but also presented a really responsible attitude to everything he did.  

The question of sabotage by the motor bikers was also raised, where nails had been hammered into one of the main jumps, then had the tops cut off, making a lethal obstacle for the young BMXers.

Tony Willcox explained that one of the previous reasons for refusing permission originally had been the problem of insurance.  That he said, had now been sorted although some questions had to be solved, like access by emergency services.  Mel Kendal said that he would ask the police to ensue the area remained motor bike free, and to help with enforcement.

Members voted unanimously for a 6-month trial period, with the track to be contained in a fixed area with barriers to keep out the motor bikes.

Well done, Ben!

MILFORD IN BAD ODOUR

Something will have to be done to the evil smell enveloping Milford-on-Sea which emanates from the Keyhaven direction.  It is said to be something to do with the keeping of cattle inside as opposed to on the fields and the subsequent disposal of excretion.  Maybe, maybe not.  Perhaps the NFDC could investigate.

While understanding the problems of farming, especially when undertaken at a continuing financial loss, it should be stressed that Milford's main income comes from tourism, and if the stink which has affected the village so badly over the last few months continues through the coming tourist season, this income could disappear.  Once lost, it take a very long time to build up a tourist industry again.

News for period to 19th April 2003

MILFORD STILL DENIED BROADBAND FACILITY

BT seems to be taking exercise in relation to affording Milford to use of the so advertised Broadband access:  it is apparently really enthusiastic in the art of moving the goal posts.

In late September last year the number of people required to register an interest in order to have the local exchange adapted were 'approximately 40 residential and 10 commercial users'.   In May last year connection was promised in 'August'   Come August, enquirers were told 'Ah, November.'  Again, come November, the date had been postponed to January, when the new figures materialised. At present the requirement appears to be between 250 and 300 people.

Why does the UK have to be at the tail end of any up-dating in modern systems?  Even the smallest village in the US has broadband connection and the same goes for France as well as many other countries.

An interest can be registered with your own ISP server - not direct with BT.   The cost of using Broadband is two-thirds or so the cost of Sky Satellite TV and of course, there's live sport on the internet as well!  Sounds a worthwhile project for the future anyway....

News for period to 12th April 2003

DRAMA ADVENTURE FOR VILLAGE YOUNG

Some young students from Winchester, members of the Village Voices group, are engaged in a drama and documentary project in Milford.  They are building a website at the moment and when it is ready there will be a link here.

Their project is focussing on the lack of affordable housing in Milford for local residents, and effect this is likely to have on the community in the coming years.

At the moment they are running drama workshops every Friday (4.30 pm - 6.00 pm), Saturday (1,30 pm - 3.30 pm) and Sunday (4.00 pm to 6.00 pm) in the Guide Hut on Sea Road for 12 - 15 year olds. These sessions will culminate in a Lantern Festival - a gathering of sorts - on the Village Green on Friday 4th April at 7.30 pm.  This will involve elements of performance and presentation.

The group would be very happy to have some help from volunteers among the adults in Milford who are aware of the looming housing problem for the younger people of the village.  People who could take part in the drama workshops would be particularly welcome.

Miss Jacqui Keenan, on 07769 701281, would be happy to talk to anyone who might be interested in helping.

MILFORD BURGLARY

A property in Park Lane was burgled last week when a collection of Matchbox model cars was taken, together with a porcelain candlestick.  Milford residents cannot be too careful in ensuring their properties are locked and protected where possible against the greed and malice of thieves.  This advice applies to both houses and garages.

CHINESE WALKIE-TALKIE

Trekking on the Great Wall of China will be described with words and pictures by Sally Read who 'dunnit' in All Saints Church Hall on Thursday, 10th April at 7.30 pm.  Tickets at £5, in aid of the Alzheimers Society are available at Gwen's or from Sally on 01590 642917 after 6.00 pm.  If you're really keen, just turn up at the door, when we're sure money will talk!

NAUTICAL INCOMPETENCE

A group of four people, in their 20s and 30s and therefore at an age to have acquired some common sense left Yarmouth last week in an 18ft fishing boat.  A dangling rope wound itself round the propeller.  Having lost engine power the boat was battered by moderately rough seas on Hurst Spit.  Those on board panicked and jumped in to the waves without life jackets, and were eventually helped ashore by members of the public.  The individuals who had been rescued were lucky as a fog was coming in, and had they been lost in that, it would have been very difficult to find them, if not impossible according to a local coastguard. There were no life jackets on board and no means of calling for help.  The hapless mariners were taken by ambulance to Lymington Hospital, where three of them were found to be suffering from hypothermia.

SUCCESSFUL END OF MONKEY BUSINESS IN MILFORD

Joe, a pupil at Milford C of E Primary School, takes possession of his new friend, Jacques, who he won in a competition to celebrate the 1st Birthday of Maison.  Nikki, partner in the business, looks reluctant to say 'Au revoir' to her Monkey friend who has been living in the shop for some time, waiting to be claimed by the lucky child who named him.  There were so many contestants that in the end the winner was decided by pulling out the lucky ticket from all those selected by the competitors,  which belonged to Joe.  Nikki's son Cameron was heartbroken he hadn't been allowed to enter the competition and was very sad to have to say good bye to Jacques.  On the other hand, Nikki's partner in the business, Jaq, was delighted to find the giant Monkey was to share his name, if not its spelling!

MYSTERY CANISTERS GIVEN ALL CLEAR

The mystery canisters looking like lost thermos flasks washed up on Hurst Spit have been declared safe, and apparently contained nothing - not even a toxic nothing!  However, if any more should be discovered, maybe it would be an idea to drop them into the nearest bin. 

News for period to 5th April 2003

DOGS TO COMPETE FOR CHARITY

A charity formed as a result of the newly established role for dogs - helping those whose health can benefit by a 'companion dog' - will benefit from a Dog Show to be run in Ashley Heath Country Park near Ringwood.  The charity is known as 'Pets as Therapy'.

The dog show, first of its kind to be run in this area, will be held under new Kennel Club Rules and replaces an exemption dog show.  It is being run by Margaret and Peter Kidby. There will be up to 10 classes for pedigree dogs as well as obedience, handling and novelty classes.  There will also be a class covering Companion Dog Club animals.

For further information ring show manager Barry Bull on 01202 820185,

MILFORD BOWLING CLUB

Milford-on-Sea Bowling Club is looking for new Members.  This Club has been in existence for almost three score years and ten - in fact their 70th Anniversary will be celebrated at the Club on Saturday 3rd May.  

Before that they are offering a 'taster' for newcomers which will be held on Wednesday, 9th. April at 10.30 a.m. at the clubhouse.  The 'taster' also includes a Coffee Morning....well worth a visit to find out how things go at a bowling club!

An enthusiastic welcome awaits both experienced bowlers and those wishing to become bowlers.  Find out more about the Club!  [ Click here ]

ALL CHANGE FOR MAJOR MERGER

Local plans are almost complete regarding the merger of Milford-on-Sea & New Milton. The change will become official as from October 1st 2003 when the two villages, recently excluded from the proposed National Park of the New Forest, become one. This will allow a good deal more development between the existing villages with the minimum of planning permission. 

This rearrangement of local boundaries reflects the decision made in Brussels that small is uneconomic. The Boundary Commission of England and Wales, together with NFDC's enthusiastic initiative, are continuing the push to become more efficient and at the same time reflect the wishes of local communities. 

NFDC spokesmen have suggested the new name of ‘Milfton-on-Sea’. The name however has not been well received in some quarters because of the physical difficulty of getting the tongue round the combination of the letters ‘lft’ as a single sound. Consultation continues and the public are invited to submit their own suggestions. In view of the time scale, this is becoming a matter of urgency. (Byline A. PRIL1ST)

News for period to 29th March 2003

END OF SEASON RESULTS

After an exciting first season of competition, when lots of experience was gained, and some success, the U7s and U8s of Milford are to be congratulated for putting their heads down and pressing on in spite of meeting some disappointments.  The U7s went down 0-7 against BSC Grange and the U8s scored 1 goal against the Greenfield Boys' 5.

Next season they will be able to build on the lessons of this one, and they have the enthusiastic backing of Milford in their venture into the Bournemouth Youth League.

The Milford-on-Sea Youth Football Club are now looking for new players.  Obviously they should be interested in football, they should not be members of any other club playing in the Bournemouth Youth League, and they should be in School Year 3.

WHITBY ROAD AREA TARGETED BY GARAGE SNEAK THIEF

Two garages in a block in Cornwallis Road have been broken into at separate times in the past week. It is not yet known what has been stolen but with another garage break-in only a couple of weeks ago in Whitby Road it appears that someone is targeting the area. Please keep your garages locked and improve security arrangements where they are lacking. Any information which might lead to finding out who is the person responsible can be given in confidence to PC Keith Mitchell via 0845 045 45 45.

HOTEL OWNER MUST CARRY ON COMMUTING...

The present owner of South Lawn Hotel has had to brace himself to his daily chore of commuting from Lymington to Milford, instead of looking at the hotel through the windows of his own house.  Permission to erect a dwelling in the grounds of the hotel has been denied.  It would have contravened Green Belt restrictions.  The inspector, Mr. David Jenkins, suggested Mr. Chahboune, the hotel owner, might consider buying a property in Milford, or, alternatively, take over some of the hotel rooms if the commuting from Lymington was too onerous.

ANY MORE "KIPPER FLEET" VETERANS IN HAMPSHIRE/DORSET?

Three members of the Milford Bowling Club have only just discovered that 50 years ago they were all together serving in the Royal Air Force in Iwakuni, a few miles from Hiroshima in Japan.  During the period 1950/52 they were working on Sunderland flying boats, and at the time there were only 35 RAF personnel in Japan.  Amazing that three of them should end up, fifty years later, regularly playing Bowls on Milford's sea front.  Derek Newland, Sam Randle and Jim Donaldson would love to find out whether there are any more of these very particular veterans enjoying their retirement in Hampshire or Dorset.  Anyone who was at RAF Iwakuni during that period should contact Derek on 01590 642134.

To find out more about RAF Iwakuni and connections [ Click here ]

DEFENCE OF AFFORDABLE HOUSING

Tony Willcox, Chairman of the Milford Parish Council stoutly defended the PC's intention to ensure that there are houses in the village in which young first-time buyers will be able to afford to live.  At the same time he emphasized that there are several possible sites in the village for small developments of lower-priced houses which would fit well into the overall social mix and appearance of Milford.  He also insisted that the possibility of using a Green Field site was right at the bottom of the list and extremely unlikely to be called into use at this time.  

Mr. Willcox has promised to make sure that the subject appears on the Agenda at every PC meeting, and invites the public to go along to the meetings so that they can hear the truth about what is happening.  Moreover, he invites anyone who is especially interested in the field of low-cost housing to volunteer as a candidate at the forthcoming elections.

CLUES IN MILFORD MYSTERY MONKEY PUZZLE

Our roving reporter has tracked down the monkey to his shelf.  "Not a very comfortable home," the monkey commented, "but I'm hoping for great things when someone wins me by guessing my name next Saturday."

The nameless animal lives as near as is possible in Milford to be in France.  He lives in 'Maison', the shop that is 'Juste un petit peu différent', right opposite The Green on the South Side.

The owners, Jaq and Nikki, have special gifts organised for Mother's Day next weekend with prices from as little as £2.  In fact the range of goodies to tempt the discriminating shopper is enormous.  From choice pieces of French country furniture to soft furnishings, Christening gifts and home accessories, there is bound to be something for you.

Maison also has a complimentary gift-wrapping service for smaller items and free local delivery on the larger ones.

The poor up-till-now nameless ape lives at 54 High Street, Milford-on-Sea - telephone 01590-644722, and you can email Jaq & Nikki at maisonuk@aol.com

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LOCAL OYSTERS OFF THE MENU

Because of toxic algae invasion in local waters, oysters obtained from the Keyhaven River, from Beaulieu, Pennington and Lymington have not been approved for consumption since 3rd March.  Fortunately the season finishes on 21st March, which will give the fishermen of the area a chance for their oysters to recover and be retested.  Crabs and lobsters are not affected, and will be available for eating as soon as the 'R' disappears from the month,  in May.

MILFORD'S GARDENING CLUB FLOURISHING

This very successful sector of life in Milford has just had its sixth AGM, at which its success as a fund raiser for charity was underlined with the announcement that Thrive, Oakhaven Hospice and the local branch of the MS Society have benefited between them to the gift of £2,270.  The great Plant Fair on the Village Green raise £900 of that!

There are 150 members at the moment, and anyone keen to join will have to join a waiting list. For more information, ring Liz Bickle on 01590 643949.

AMBIGUOUS GIFT FOR MOTHER'S DAY?

A Mother's Day gift suggestion in the local paper has caused much merriment among its readers as the Woodland Burial Ground is having a special 'Mothers' Weekend' for 29th and 30th March.  

It is, in fact, a burial place in a beautiful setting, especially in this dry sunny weather.  The reception area is warm, welcoming and very attractive.  Still, the idea of proposing to your mother that she spends part of her special weekend visiting a cemetery is  little weird, n'est-ce pas? 

DANGEROUS CANISTERS DRIFT ON TO BEACHES

Silver aluminium containers have been washed ashore on Hurst Spit and other nearby beaches.  They have screw tops and resemble thermos flasks, but are filled with 'Dangerous Goods' - as the lettering on the containers proclaims.  The first one found was opened by the finder who became quite giddy shortly afterwards.  Investigation by Naval teams subsequently found that some were empty, some part-filled, and the public are seriously warned against handling the canisters.  Any which turn up on the beaches should be reported to the Police or Coastguards as soon as possible.

Hurst Spit has been host to unfriendly objects for a very long time, and recently the Royal Navy's Bomb Squad was called in to investigate a hundred-year-old shell found by a member of the public.  Lymington Coastguards put a cordon round the object, which turned out to be a solid shot shell used for testing at the beginning of the 20th century.

News for period to 22nd March 2003

ECUMENICAL DAY OF RECOLLECTION AT ST. DOMINIC'S PRIORY

Mrs. Florence Iles, who runs a Bed & Breakfast house in Briantcroft, was inspired by a visit to the nuns at St. Dominic's Priory for a day of prayer in January, and was so impressed that during the Week of Prayer for Church Unity, she thought it would be great to have an Ecumenical Day of Prayer open to all the Churches in Milford.  Members from all four Churches caught her enthusiasm and on Friday 14th March a total of 37 people, men and women, arrived in beautiful sunshine to spend a day at the Convent.  The nuns had carefully prepared a day which they hoped would suit the different persuasions, and the unashamed expressions of approval and thanks at the end of the afternoon testified to their success.

Everybody felt they would be very happy to come again.

RUBBISH IN MILFORD

Anyone walking round Milford these days cannot avoid seeing the considerable increase in rubbish - mainly wrappers from sweets, drinks cans and junk food which litter the verges, gutters and pavements.  Some good citizens are kind enough to pick up pieces, but cannot keep up with those who are presumably accustomed to people waiting on them, clearing up after their every move.  One assumes this must be the case as they casually and consistently drop the debris of their street eating.

Dirty bits of paper and rusting cans add nothing to Milford's appearance and local businesses do need the custom of visitors who are unlikely to choose dirty places to spend their holidays and their money.

TACK THIEVES ON THE PROWL AGAIN

Horse owners are warned that thieves are back in the Forest area again.  Premises should be well secured and vigilance maintained.  Anyone offered tack at apparent amazing prices should be suspicious...

SPECIAL COFFEE MORNING THIS SATURDAY

The Royal British Legion Women's Section is having a special coffee morning from 9.45 am to Noon on Saturday, 15th March,  at the Village Hall.  It is being staged to produce funds for a County Purse Presentation at Winchester in aid of The Welfare Fund.  There'll be a Tombola, a Raffle, Bric-a-Brac Stall and Cakes, plus a novelty stall called the 'You May Need It Stall'.  Freda, especially, will look forward to seeing you there!

CINEMA AUDIENCE AFFLICTED WITH SUDDEN DEAFNESS!

A worrying moment took cinema goers by surprise in the Centre Cinema run by Lymington Community Centre last week. Thirty or so paying customers had visited the cinema to watch 'Mrs. Caldecot's Cabbage War' and as the pictures flashed on to the screen in total silence the cinema goers began to wonder whether they had suddenly gone deaf.  This uncomfortable feeling also smote the projectionist!

Subsequent investigation revealed that the large loudspeaker which normally lives behind the screen had been stolen.  There was no sign of a break in, and the very large machine needed two men to lift it.  It is assumed the loudspeaker, which is 30 years old, 20 of them spent in the Lymington Community Centre, was stolen in broad daylight.

The Centre director, Keith Cromar, was trying to borrow disco equipment to replace the cinema's old friend on a temporary basis.  Any information regarding the fate of the aged piece of non-hi-fi equipment should be reported to Keith on 01590 672337.

In the meantime, this large petty theft will have caused disappointment to quite a few people, many of whom find it impossible to go to Southampton or Bournemouth to see films.

COUNCIL TAX BILLS THUMP ON THE DOOR MATS

Notification arrived this week at properties in Milford with the joyous news that the increases really are on the way, and pretty horrendous they are.

The NFDC has kept its increase to 3.5%, but the staggering rise in the Parish Council payment by 43.5% really does need some explanation.  

According to all the HCC spokespeople, it's all the Government's fault.  Complain to your MP even though he isn't, strictly speaking, the Government but it's all grist to the mill!  Contact Desmond Swayne MP [ here ]

E-mails requesting information can be sent direct to the Milford-on-Sea Parish Council if you  [ Click here ]

News for period to 15th March 2003

SUPER LUXURY HOUSES RISE CHEEK BY JOWL

The current development of two big houses complete with garages that look big enough for a Granny annexe in Barnes Lane is causing considerable interest among people using the short cut to the side of Hillyfield.  Rumours are rife about the eventual price of these properties, at present a figure of £900,000 being bandied around in tones of amazement.  Maybe such close juxtaposition might bring that sort of price in a big city, but in a village?  Being at the bottom of a hill, the houses will be overlooked by other houses close-by and privacy will not be one of the luxuries proposed buyers will find.  The development may eventually look like an enclave, or even a ghetto, with big gates to keep out the hoi polloi, but one has to ask whether such developments do much for the village.

The properties will, of course, do quite a bit for the County administrators with the Council Tax due on such grand houses!

OFFER OF MUSICAL SCHOLARSHIP

The Music at Beaulieu Trust is offering a new and annual award to encourage young musicians in their studies.  This year it is proposed to put up £2,000.

Musicians who are interested should send a letter giving details of their current levels of attainment and how they would spend the award.  The names of two referees should be given, who would vouch for their musical experience.

Applications should reach the Music at Beaulieu Trust, c/o Mrs. J. O'Hara, The Ropeway, Palace Lane, Beaulieu SO42 7YG by 10th April.  Candidates who make the first stage will be asked to an interview, during which they will perform music on their chosen instruments.

CLOSE MATCH FOR MILFORD UNDER 7s

Milford's Under 7s bravely put their last match behind them and took on Christchurch Youth  with great optimism and confidence.  After a good start with a goal from Toby Edwards followed by half-time with another from Jack Corbett.  In the second half Milford faltered a little, and Christchurch held their nerve after scoring one goal and finished the game with two goals scored in quick time, bringing the score to 3-2, a score which remained unchanged to the end of the game. 

MILFORD ARTIST TO BE HUNG IN LONDON

Barbara Rousseau, a member of Milford Art Group, took up painting four years ago, and has achieved an impressive coup by getting four of her paintings accepted for this year's London exhibition by the Society of Women Artists.  The Society's 142nd Annual Exhibition is currently being held at the Westminster Gallery and will be open until 18th March.

Congratulations to Barbara on her remarkable success.

News for period to 8th March 2003

MORE SILVER SURFERS COME ON LINE

KIVERNELL REDEVELOPMENT PLANS MEET ANOTHER IMPASSE

Another blow was struck for residents of Milford who are desperate to keep height levels of new flats to two storeys when another planning inspector, Mr. Peter Watson, turned down permission for the proposed three-storey ten apartment block to take the place of Kivernell House.

It wasn't as big a blow as opponents of the scheme would have liked, since the decision did not turn on the matter of the height of the building, but on the scale, which Mr. Watson considered would conflict with the size and design of other detached houses in the road.

MILFORD CLUB MEMBERS SURVIVE AND PRESS ON.....

It seems that apparent disasters for the longer-serving members of the Milford Club has stimulated their interest.  After the ladies were finally allowed to join 50 years after its founding in 1905, this year there are now more lady members than gentlemen, a bit to their chagrin.  The big upside seems to be that committee meetings are definitely shorter and crisper and that the male members are definitely making more effort with their appearance!

The other disaster of the year, which perhaps should be written in much smaller print, was the result of the Pumpkin Competition, in which Milford were roundly trounced by Everton, after several years of phenomenal success.  At a thoroughly enjoyable senior citizens' party an impressive cheque for £600 was presented to Milford Hospital.  The money was raised as a result of the Pumpkin Competition and the cheque was presented by the Club's Chairman, Trefor Lunn supported by its Secretary, Eddie Impey to Dave Davies of the Friends of Milford Hospital.

.....BUT MILFORD YOUNGSTERS SAY THEY'RE BORED

Nearly 80 teenagers put their complaints to the Parish Council last Monday claiming there wasn't anything to do in Milford and two spokespeople (?) for the group suggested that a Youth Club would be just the thing.  Councillors thought about it but where to put it seemed to be the major problem.  

The Council decided instead to remind the young that there were the Sea Scouts, the football team etc. that they could join. It might also be worth pointing out that the Milford Tennis Club is now open to all, as is the Keyhaven Sailing Club.

GOVERNMENT DECISION FORCES SAVAGE COUNCIL TAX RISE

The effect of the Government's decision to 'even out' incomes between the North and the South has forced southern counties' tax bills to rise to astronomic levels - a Band D house in the Forest (and just outside!) will now incur a bill of over £1,000.  In Milford a Band D house will now be charged £1,090.

Under the new regulations Hampshire will be short of funds to the tune of £48,000,000 over the next three years.  

While the County Leader, Ken Thorber, was attending a breakfast reunion at 10 Downing Street - a reward for being among the councils who scored top marks in the recent audit inspection - he intended to point out the unfairness of the present arrangement on the people of Hampshire.  At the very least, Councillor Thorber is quoted as remarking that he hoped the Prime Minister would recognise that raising tax for Hampshire people by 15% when inflation was so low, would not be compounded by additional demands for £15,000,000 in 2004/5 and a further £12,000,000 in 2005/6.

PARISH COUNCIL SUSPECTED OF SECRET DEAL

At a public meeting last Monday rumours persisted that a secret deal had been made regarding the development of land in the New Road area of Milford.

Tony Willcox insisted that there was no such deal in the offing and that in fact no decisions had been taken.  He continued by explaining that there were ten possible sites, with whose owners the NFDC were negotiating, but even the local council, it appeared, were unaware of the whereabouts of the sites and could only guess at them.

However, nothing the Parish Council could say would allay the fears of Milford residents, and it was agreed that the council would write to the New Lane landowner to pass on the fears of local residents. 

We await developments. Oh, perhaps a different word should have been chosen...

MATTHEW PASSES OUT AT DARTMOUTH

Milford-on-Sea's Matthew Parker, who joined the Royal Navy after obtaining an Honours Degree in French, has successfully passed out from Dartmouth's Britannia Royal Naval College.  Now a Sub-Lieutenant, Matthew has joined HMS Ark Royal for further training.

Matthew was a very keen dinghy sailor while also following other sports.  For a time he was Assistant Scout Leader with Milford and Keyhaven Sea Scouts, and himself won the Queen's Scout Award.

WWDP DAY COMES ROUND AGAIN

The Methodist Church are hosting this year's Women's World Day of Prayer.  This day is designed and run by women, but open to all.  The theme this year is the Holy Spirit and has been put together by the women of Lebanon - appropriate in a year where the Middle East is so much in focus. Services in Milford will be held in the afternoon at 2.30 in the Methodist Church, followed by tea, and in the evening at St. Mary's Everton, at 7.30.  Refreshments will follow in the Church Hall at Everton.

MP TO ATTEND FAIRLY TRADED BREAKFAST

At 8.30 am in All Saints' Church Hall on Saturday 8th March a breakfast have been organised at which Mr. Desmond Swayne will be present.  Fairly traded goods will be on sale until 10.30.  Those wishing to come and enjoy the occasion should telephone Liz Jennings on 642717 or sign up on the list at the back of All Saints' Church.  Children would be most welcome.

MILFORD TROUNCE THE DEXTERS

Milford's youngsters picked themselves up and went into battle in the Bournemouth Under-8s with courage and flair.  Isaac Hobby's magic boot scored first after which he and Oliver Chambers did some sterling work in defence.  Niall Gallagher scored for Milford before the half-time whistle. Full of confidence with two goals on the scoreboard, Milford played well in the second half, finishing the game with another goad from Isaac Hobby, who was named player of the match.

The Under-7s are gaining experience, and will learn survival from their latest match with Bashley.  We can only wish them good luck. (The score was 12-1 in Bashley's favour)

KIVERNELL HOUSE SITE FLATS APPEAL DRAGS ON

News for period to 1st March 2003

DANNY HALL MILFORD'S MAN OF THE MATCH

News for period to 22nd February 2003

MIGHTY MITES COME A CROPPER

The Under-7s in the same Bournemouth grouping had a very hard time against the more experienced Lymington.  May those in charge and their supporters give them every encouragement to do better in their next match.

SPRING-CLEANING ON A GRAND SCALE

Shops are closing here and there along the High Street, but this doesn't mean they're all going out of business!  Jammy Dodgers is the latest of those advertising a temporary closure for refurbishment.  They will be open again, bright and sparkling on the morning of Saturday 22nd February...looking forward to seeing both regular and new customers!

16th February:  Since the above was published last week lots more notices have appeared around the village - any minute now it's going to be spot the shops that aren't refurbishing!

...AND SPREADS EVEN TO THE HOUSES!

There is a recent invention which has come to our area which could offer an old and sad oven - of which many lurk in Milford kitchens - a new and wonderful lease of life.  This is not an advertisement which some company has paid for:  it is news, experienced by a member of our staff....or, more accurately, her aged oven.

A firm called OVENU, which has a website you will find by clicking on the name, also has franchises, and our local one, Terry, can be contacted on 01590 681025.  He deals with all kinds of ovens and uses no caustic chemical to clean.  He doesn't wear rubber gloves, and the results are hardly short of miraculous.  Mrs. X was on the point of junking a perfectly good oven when she heard about Terry, and for £50 - plus £3 to replace a light bulb, she has saved hundreds of pounds. 

Any information should be given to the police or Crimewatch, and will be treated in strictest confidence. Telephone 0845 045 45 45, or 999 in an emergency, if you see something out of the ordinary taking place.

MORE INTEREST IN LOCAL POLITICS

WHO'S GOING TO THE BALL?

At Beaulieu this evening there is a Valentine Ball and Promises Auction to raise money for the new Milford Millenium Hall project, black tie and all at £40 a head.  This was briefly mentioned in the recent Parish Newsletter without a mention of the date, and the only way Milford-on-Sea Online found out about its happening was a glimpse of an advertisement in the paper shop opposite the Green on the day of the Ball itself!

It will be fascinating to hear how many people attended and how much money was raised. If you went, e-mail us and tell us your story!

SMOKERY BANNED FROM SELLING OWN PRODUCTS

Any Milford residents who have become accustomed to buying smoked goods from the Dorset Smokery (opposite Bournemouth International Airport) will shortly have to look elsewhere unless the firm can survive the latest decision from the Christchurch planning authorities.

Terrified that the shop might turn into a larger business, on a road which leads to Bournemouth International Airport, the planners have turned down an application from the shop to sell their own products.  The original application was for them to sell other goods as well as their own.  This was turned down three times, and the final application for was them to be able to sell only their own products.  According to one of the members of the planning committee, this would be too difficult to vet, (especially one must suspect, if anyone visiting were unable to read names on products) and the application was undoubtedly being submitted as a sort of smoke screen.  Accordingly, to avoid the possibility of someone else's goods being sold, it was wiser to deny the owners permission to sell anything at all.  For goodness' sake, too many people might use the road if the shop suddenly turned into a farm shop, argue the planners.....

This has happened in an area where a largish airport already exists, and where the likelihood is that it will become larger.  

Fascinating, the minds of planners!

News for period to 9th February 2003

MILFORD HAS A WORLD CHAMPION!

While Mark Shinn spends most of his time travelling the world to exotic places, his normal base these days is Tenerife.  That is where he discovered the extreme sport of kiteboarding, which is surfboarding with bells and whistles.  To find out more [ Click here ]

A former pupil of Milford Primary School and Arnewood, Mark collected two World titles in 2002 when he won the Professional Kiteboard Riders' Association and the 2002 Kiteboard Pro World Tour.  Mark explained the reason for managing to collect both titles in one year.  The original set-up split into two groups, the second claiming it preferred the freedom of a non-commercial tour.  It does mean of course that the public get to see more of the exotic performances as the groups fly around the world to various meetings.

MILFORD COMMUNITY TOURISM GROUP SET UP

A Meeting was held recently to discuss how Milford could best benefit from working with the NFDC and New Forest Tourism Association (NFTA).  As well as looking at initiatives as to how Milford might enhance tourism figures for Spring and Autumn, consideration was also given to advertising, particularly in-village advertising using Visitor Information Points, otherwise known as VIPs.  It appears that these VIPs, which are apparently the boards showing walking routes etc. next to the car park in Sea Road and down at the Keyhaven car park, will cost, according to the NFDC, £1,000 each per annum to erect and run.  This will require those advertising - 40 advertisements per VIP - to pay £25 a year, so covering the running cost of each of these sites.  At present it appears the most of the advertising is not Milford-centred.

One has to ask how the NFDC has reached the £1,000, and having erected a VIP, why it costs that much per annum to run.  Milford-on-Sea Online will be very pleased to publish any explanation and/or breakdown the NFDC would be pleased to submit.

News for period to 2nd February 2003

CHRISTINGLE SERVICE AT ALL SAINTS

This service, which is often held closer to Christmas, is being held this year on 2nd February, when the Christian feast of the Presentation of Jesus in the Temple is celebrated.  It marks the occasion where new Jewish parents in the days of Christ would take their first-born baby son to the Temple to present him to God as a reminder of the saving of the first-born from the anger of Pharoah in the days of attempting to leave Egypt.  When Mary and Joseph arrived they were met by two people in succession - Simeon and Anna - who recognised Jesus as the long-promised Messiah, who would be a Saviour for his people.  As it turned out, Jesus was to be a Saviour for all people, and the candle atop the orange at this celebration represents him as the Light of the World.

As in the past this service raises money to help the Children's Society and its support for runaway children, and it is hoped that there will be a 'full house' on Sunday this week to celebrate the occasion and support this worthwhile charity.

SLEEPING EASIER

A serial offender from Christchurch has been jailed for nine months at Southampton Crown Court for going equipped to steal at Keyhaven. The offender also asked for 19 further offences to be taken into consideration, 17 of theft and two of stealing cars. The good news is that his barrister stated that the thief will not be returning to the area after his release. An accomplice, who admitted stealing from West Solent Boatyard, was jailed for 18 months.

MILFORD-ON-SEA UNDER-8s SLAUGHTER BOSCOMBE ALBION

Milford's Seagulls performed brilliantly in their match against Boscombe Albion when they scored 9 goals - scorers Oliver Chambers, Lucy Davis, Niall Gallagher, Danny Hall, Isaac Hobby and Liam Webb.   Niall Gallagher and Isaac Hobby each scored three in the first half of the game while Danny Hall scored three more goals in the closing stages of the game, bringing up the crushing total to annihilate the visitors.

Well done, team!  More power to your boots!

Poor Boscombe Albion only scored 1, and that was a penalty....Better luck next time, but not necessarily when they play Milford again.

GOVERNMENT IMPLACABLE IN FACE OF PROTESTS

Ken Thorber, leader of Hampshire County Council met little joy when he took the county's protests to Under Secretary of State Chris Leslie. John Prescott's plans to shift cash from the South to the North an Midlands appear to have been cast in stone.  His grand idea seems to be to make a general cut in rate support to counties in the South and South East, which will then be combined with an insistence that money spent on education shall be restricted to government guidelines.  That will have the effect of forcing councils to cut services in other areas while the savings are posted up to the Midlands and the North.

Mr. Thorber was one of those representing the South East County Leaders, whose objections also included the Government's failure to grasp the fact that costs were higher in the South East, that areas of poverty in the South East had been lumped together with more prosperous parts, and that 'cuts in the budget of Southern councils would undermine local accountability for the state of services.'
....but will the Hampshire Hog lie down and give up?

PARISH COUNCIL TO CIRCULATE INFORMATION ON LINE

A recent decision by the local Parish Council to use the Milford web site to broadcast details of its business means that information  will be easily available to visitors to Milford-on-Sea Online.  As more and more people come 'on line' this means that instant access to any changes proposed by the council will be more readily available in the public domain.  At the moment such information is available in newsletters which are circulated twice a year.

News for period to 25th January 2003

NFDC KEEPS TAX INCREASE TO 3½%...FOR NOW!

The New Forest District Council has worked hard to keep the increase in local tax down to 3½%.  This, of course, may well be affected by the current changes proposed by the Government as the year goes by.

WEEK OF PRAYER FOR CHURCH UNITY

Milford Churches held two services this week to mark this occasion in 2003.  The first was held on Wednesday afternoon at 2.30 in St. Francis' RC Church and was be followed by tea in the Maryland Room.  Canon Timothy Dwyer gave the sermon while members of St. Francis, the Methodist Church and All Saints took part in the service.  Support was very high, and panic ensued in the kitchen after the event when they ran out of cups!  

The leader of the Baptists in Milford, Rev. Eric Parker, joined with the Vicar of All Saints, the Reverend Alastair Dunn in leading a service in the All Saints' Church Hall at 7.30 on Thursday evening.  

TRAVEL PROBLEMS VIA BROCKENHURST

It's not only the problems caused to travel by flooding every time we have heavy rain nowadays, due to the saturated ground, but in order to appear to be improving railway services, the companies responsible have decided to remove a large number of trains altogether.  The plan is to reduce the number of trains between Southampton and Bournemouth by 30 a day. Well, it's one way of avoiding the problem since there will then be 30 less trains to complain about!

It does mean that connections between Southampton and Bournemouth will be restricted to travel by SouthWest Trains as South Central removes itself from the complaints zone.  It is possible that Virgin trains may take up some of the slack, and that SouthWest might throw in a few trains to help with commuter problems between Brockenhurst and the major conurbations of Bournemouth and Southampton.

While at first glance this might seem an Alice in Wonderland type of solution for the problem of poor rail communications, the planners insist that with less under-used trains on the tracks, the popular ones will be able to travel more freely.

The change is due to take effect from May, so we shall have to wait and see.  And hope the rain doesn't also cause too many problems!  Never mind - on sunny days the floods can look beautiful.

News for period to 18th January 2003

ROBBERY AT EVERTON

A red cotton blouse with a Next label and a pair of Totes bright yellow patterned socks were stolen from a washing line from a house in Everton during the week.  It is unlikely they will be recovered, since all the items were mass-produced.  It is also felt that if these garments are spotted, they are probably legitimately owned.  

WI SEAT IN VILLAGE TO GET PLAQUE

At a recent WI meeting, a raffle was held to boost funds towards getting a plaque to adorn the WI seat in the village. 

PARISH COUNCIL CONSIDERS  USING MILFORD WEBSITE

The local Parish Council are considering using the Milford website to spread their news.  As more people in Milford become computer-aware, the local PC sees use of the internet an efficient way of keeping local people up-to-date with what is going on.

Composed of volunteers, the work done at this level of government is not often appreciated, and these days many people cannot even be bothered to vote at local elections.  It is hoped that having more immediate access to what is going on in the parish offices might help to give the PC a higher profile and thereby gain more appreciation for the devoted work done by those who are prepared to work for the community.   Its members collect nothing in the way of financial reward but travelling expenses where required.

We'll see what happens!

HAMPSHIRE FIGHTS FOR FAIRNESS FROM THE GOVERNMENT

Near draconian measures by the Government threaten to deprive Hampshire of as much as £45m short in their budget over the next two years.  This move is on the cards to achieve the present Government's desire to redistribute wealth from the so-called prosperous south to the impoverished north.

While this is of course a laudable ambition in the search for fairness in society, the Government seems to be unaware of the fact that with an overload of pensioners in the area, together with hardship in rural areas with farming in difficulties and more jobs threatened with the banning of hunting, Hampshire is perhaps not the best county to have chosen.

Hampshire hogs will be busy flexing their grunting muscles to make their complaints heard alongside those of delegations from other southern counties.

TEACHER ON CRUTCHES

Mrs. Rita Ford, teacher at Milford Primary School, who so recently celebrated one of the big birthdays, was spotted today on crutches.  After a visit to view some wedding photographs at the home of Mrs. Gina Frank, she tripped over a low step on the way out and broke a bone in her foot.  We all wish her well and that she will recover in time to enjoy her trip to Australia!

NEW NURSING HOME IN SWAY GETS PLANNING PERMISSION

Although the planning permission breaches rules and regulations about new buildings in the area, the need for such a home was so acute that permission was granted by the NFDC.

Councillor Barry Rickman was there on behalf of Sway, and those who are fortunate enough to enjoy the respite care given by the existing establishment, which include some from Milford.  The reason for his being there, since he is not a member of the planning committee, was to thank it enthusiastically for granting the necessary permission.

DAM SAVED MILFORD FROM DROWNING IN FLOODWATER

In spite of the flooding which did affect the village during the last rainy period - how far away it seems after the week or more of heavy frosts! - Milford survived a good deal better than it might have done before the dam was installed at Taddiford.

The environment agency is studying how everything worked during the recent watery onslaught, and have asked for photographs taken during the period concerned, particularly those which showed flooding levels, etc.  Milford-on-Sea Online was able to let them have a copy of the photograph taken at the bridge, around 3 pm on 2nd January.

News for period to 11th January 2003

LOCAL TEACHER CELEBRATES THE BIG SIX-O

Mrs. Rita Ford, who teaches at Milford C of E Primary School, was treated to a Surprise Party by her four children, Louise, Robin, Grace and Frances, at All Saints' Church Hall last night.  The party,  made up of family and friends from way back as well as some newer friends, went with a swing after Rita was piped in in style.  Brian Peters, flaring his kilt made with the relatively new RAF tartan, welcomed not only Rita at the start of the proceedings, but also as time went by, the spectacular birthday cake.  Rita couldn't resist a blow on the pipes, fondly remembering her days as a Dagenham Girl Piper - a year or two ago - and as the wine flowed, she danced for her supper in splendid Scottish style.

The evening culminated in the revelation that her birthday present from her family was a trip to Australia to spend time with some long-lost relatives.  Our best wishes for many happy returns of the day, Rita, and many congratulations!

UV PROTECTION FOR MOBILE PHONES & CAMCORDERS

'Magic' pens whose innards produce an invisible writing which can only be seen under UV light are now available in supermarkets, DIY stores and locksmiths/security outlets at under £1.  Items at risk of theft can be marked with name and/or postal code so that in the event of a loss by theft or accident where the items turns up in police hands, the owners can be found with the flick of a UV light switch.

Police are offering a marking service at their stations: for details of where to go call 0845 045 45 45.  

News for period to 4th January 2003

MILFORD AGAIN SWAMPED BY FLOODS

The dire warnings of the weather forecasters led to further downpours on Milford overnight, and this morning the Millennium Pond and the Danestream were one.  Fortunately the road at the corner of the little car park was relatively unscathed, through drivers treated the standing water with care.  It wasn't all bad for everyone:  a young man and his frisky springer spaniel were having a lovely time!

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