Thursday 15th May 2008

Milford Gardeners' Club
Annual Plant Fair
Village Green on
Saturday
8.30am to 1.00pm
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MILFORD CARNIVAL
IN THE CLEAR - WE HOPE!
While Lymington's
Carnival plans are in complete disarray it should be OK for
Milford.
We can resume what we
were saying earlier because Milford, having been about to be ravaged
by a storm, seems to have been reprieved and we can switch
on our computer and continue with the publishing of
www.milfordonsea.com.
Stricter rules about
road closures for fun things like festivals and carnivals
have been introduced by the NFDC and insurance regulations
are getting so tight that poor old Joe Public is being
denied the fun which has been available to citizens of this
country for centuries and which is now being curtailed.
In fact, it seems that one of the 'happenings' which has
aggravated this whole business is that a - well, we won't
call him/her a gentleman/lady - a litigious individual was
hit by a water bomb in the face and claimed damages.
That resulted in the termination of the Totton Carnival
which died in 2004.
It does seem that
Milford's Carnival will be able to go ahead - but read all
about it in detail - [Click
here],

MILFORD RESIDENT FALLS -
AND LIVES TO TELL THE TALE
To read
about Les Spicer and his 722' fall
[
Click here
]


MILFORD BUSINESS ASSOCIATION AGM 18th MAY 6.00 pm
Where? At the Community Centre of course - Sea Road!

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ENTERTAINING TODAY?
Serve omelettes to lots of guests
simultaneously: This ingenious recipe reached us a couple of days
ago and we'd like to share it with you! Very useful for camping or
student life. . .

Omelette garnished with smoked salmon and
served with a Caesar Salad
Ziploc Omelette
Write the name of your omelette on a
Ziploc freezer bag with a marker pen.
Then crack two eggs into the bag.
Add what you want inside: cheese, ham,
onion, green pepper, tomato, salsa etc.
Close the bag.
Shake it gently to mix it, prodding the
mixture even more gently with your fingers.
(If you prefer you could beat the eggs a little before putting
them in the bag.)
Let the excess air out of the bag and
reseal.
Place bag into rolling, boiling water, for
13 minutes, use this
countdown timer.
You can cook up to 6 – 8 bags in a
large saucepan.
Open bag and the omelette will roll
out easily.
Season then garnish and be prepared for
everyone to be amazed!

ALL CHANGE IN MILFORD

One
of Milford's long standing wonders retires on Monday as Chris Monk hands
over his wonderful fish shop to Jonathan (formerly
of Piccolo Mondo) prior to Jonathan's opening of a fish restaurant at
the rear of the shop. It is believed that Chris will keep a
friendly eye over proceedings for the first six months. Jonathan
is busy with preparations to turn the late 'Maison'
into a crêperie
south of The Green and can be seen rushing here and there in the village
in the process of producing two eateries in one year - though it's very
difficult to physically pin him down and find out more of the current
plans because he moves so fast!

The Britannia Thai Restaurant is
now open - very elegant decor. There will be a report on this
restaurant in the near future. In spite of the lack of handrail,
people seem to be able to manage the steps - even are well prepared to
manage them in order to get to the food, which is delicious! We
have started sampling and immediately can recommend the Green Chicken
Curry and the Chicken Satay - as time goes by and our staff try other
dishes we will report on them too.

MILFORD GARDENERS' CLUB
How fast the years go by in Milford! After the first very
successful decade which has seen the club, founded by Jan England,
go from strength to strength. It has now acquired the
successful ethos of a very long-established group and much of what
it does is firmly ensconced in the social calendar of Milford.
Among several forthcoming events, through which Milford Gardeners'
Club raises money for charity, the Annual Plant Fair takes
place on Saturday 17th May.
To find out more about this exciting club, ring Sheila Collyer on
01590 641581.
TEST YOUR RECOGNITION SKILLS
This is almost an age give-away but it's an
enjoyable trip as well as one which will amaze you with the cleverness
of it all. Click on the picture below to visit this fascinating
site and muse on the skill of the maker and how much time it must have
taken to produce!


NEW
GRAVEL EXTRACTION PLANS
While some areas of Hampshire may shortly be able
to breathe a sign of relief as current gravel extractions plans have
been altered other may not be so lucky.
SEERA - the name a talking relief for people
involved with yet another body supervising the environment - has decided
it is likely to need rather less gravel for its current plans. The
name stands for South East England Regional Assembly whose job is to set
mineral extraction targets.
Unfortunately, the reduction is not enough to
affect plans for the prime sites, in which both Ashley and Downton
Manor Farms are included. HERITAGE (Hordle and Everton Residents
in Tandem Against Gravel Extraction) have said that they will continue
to press for the removal of extraction plans in their sensitive tourist
areas. However, they are pleased to note some change in attitude
by SEERA.
At this point we might wonder how all these
acronyms will be translated by scholars in the dim distant future.
What would we have been able to understand of much history if we had
been faced with mysterious words like SAWC, standing for Saxons against
William the Conqueror? There is one which makes people smile and
which was never accepted. Trade Unions have always been fans of
acronyms but the
Electrical, Electronic,
Telecommunication and Plumbing Union refused to accept EETPU. In
1992 this Union - thankfully we may suppose - merged with the AEEU.
This acronym stands for the Amalgamated Engineering & Electrical
Union.

SUPER-SENSITIVE TILLS AT WAITROSE
A recent correspondent to the A & T (known
locally as the Lymington Times) pointed out that it is well worth
checking your bill carefully when shopping at Waitrose in Lymington.
He said that one two or three occasion he has discovered that items are
being charged twice. He also said that when this problem was
pointed out to the Store Manager refunds were also made - swiftly and
with apologies, which of course they should be. But if the shopper
doesn't notice the error, he is the loser. The explanation was
that their new tills are too sensitive.
There's an old but true saying with legal
connotations - Caveat Emptor - Buyer Beware. So be careful
and check ths bills - you don't need to add them up - just look out for
double entries. But it is sad to have to criticize a favourite
store. . .

SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ESCAPE
FROM . . .
. . . the weather, present worries
and poor alternatives - for a little while, anyway. [
Click here ] to find out what we're
talking about. You will need to do a bit of juggling - the screen
page tends to disappear to the back of the 'index' screens, just click
on it to bring it to the front. Click on the square yellow symbol
on the right of the screen to enlarge to full screen. At the end
of the excerpt it returns to small so you can move on. Interested?
Go and try it, play with it - and enjoy it!

ALWAYS MORE AT THE
COMMUNITY CENTRE
Click on the logo above to see what's going
on this month at your Community Centre
There's a lot new in films, general
activities and party stuff - go Click!

MOVIOLA TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM GWEN'S
Milford can now choose now whether to go out
in the evening to the Moviola presentations, or to a matinée,
since performances are now going to be held at 3.30pm and 7.30pm.
Bar and coffee will be available at both showings. There will
be a strict limit on a maximum of 70 tickets for each session to
avoid the problem of heads and to allow more comfort to the audience
as well as better access to vision. New, comfier chairs are
now making their appearance.
The hard-working people behind the scenes of
our Community Centre and the promoters (and workers) behind Moviola
- which is run as a charity purely for the love of movies -
ask you all to support this venture which is very important to the
village. With petrol rising at its present rate, it will soon become
a matter of serious consideration about whether you drive the extra
miles to Bournemouth or Southampton for the big cinema experience.
Another £25,000 have found their way into the Community Centre's
coffers from the Lottery as we enter Round 2 of the Community
Buildings Programme. To get ourselves a really great Centre is
all down to us - we just need to make the effort!

TEST
YOUR VOCABULARY
FOR CHARITY!
Try this to
liven up your brain connections and feed the hungry at the same time.
It's given a lot of people some fun as well. All you need to do is
[
Click here ]

SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH - FOR
THE YOUNG. . .AND
THE NOT SO YOUNG!
At this time of the year, when
what the Victorians used to refer to as 'inclement weather' makes
it more difficult to find ways of entertaining the younger members of
our towns and villages. There is more than one answer. . .
Sit them down in front of this web
site, and get them to [
Click Here
]
When they have finished there,
tell them to move on and [
Click Here ]
Then suggest they explore this web
site, especially for the younger visitors.
. .Get them to use this when they've
finished with the above and see if they can figure out how it works [
Click here ]

We have just discovered that there is no
link from the Milford Council site to Parliament. However,
you can get there by
[
clicking here ] and among an array of interesting
visits you can make around the site is the one belonging to our
MP,
Desmond Swayne.
For people who want to know what's going on in Westminster, this
is the place to go.
ADVENTURE ON THE WATER - SOLENT TO SPITHEAD
A lovely site has come to our notice where you can dream of distant
places, or even just enjoy a little trip to Yarmouth from Lymington. . .
Have fun exploring! [
Click here
]

'I Hate Sailing!' © Sarah
Bell

PYRAMID CAM'S OWNER
Monsieur Pyramid is now
living in Saxonburg, USA
.
Stoker's
Retrospective
When Stoker's business
effort comes to an end, she will of course again grace your screen LIVE


Click on the Pyramids to visit
. . . it's live.
Weather details are now added on the top left-hand corner
and earlier this week the mercury hit 110 °F
This site is settling down after the last massive upgrade - nothing a
regular computer user won't understand but the owners have high hopes.
Earlier this week there were pictures using the new camera which were
superb so we
wish them - and would-be-visitors - good luck in the near future.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER -
HE'S HERE!
!
Interested?
Click
Here
. . . and he's
back with another lady!

LYMINGTON'S CENTRE CINEMA

The Centre Cinema is a proper
cinema, with genuine cinema seats and real usherettes and it shows the
latest films. You don't have to trail into Bournemouth or
Southampton to keep up with the film buffs. To find out the
programmes for the next few weeks, just click on the logo below:

To see
the whole Community centre site [
Click here ].
You will be amazed to see what possibilities lie in wait . . .There
is a large range of courses which run both day time and in the evenings,
theatre trips are arranged, amateur dramatics, playgroup, there is
something for everyone! There is also a car park for members.

METRIC EQUIVALENTS - AND VICE
VERSA

A member of our staff was looking
for a simple conversion table recently to try to cook a duck. He
had no idea how to cook it since the recipe he wanted to use was an
older one, where the instructions are in Imperial weights. For
cooking times, temperatures etc. he needed to find out what to do.
Most tables on the internet seem to involve working out the maths, so we
thought people might like an easy reference table, particularly as the
geese are busy fattening themselves up for Christmas and it might be
essential - for some reason, at some point - to try to find out
how long is a piece of string! [
Click here
]
To convert Fahrenheit temperatures
to Celsius [
Click here ]
If you need to convert a measurement which is not on
that page, [
Click here] for the serious stuff and
breathe a prayer of thanks for the altruistic designer of such a useful
site!

RENEWING YOUR VEHICLE LICENCE FROM YOUR OWN
HOME

This is a really efficient new service: we
have tested it and it works well. When your Vehicle Licence
arrives through the post it will be printed on a form V11, which you can
see at the top right-hand corner. Underneath will be a thing
called a 'SORN'. the letter of which stand for Statutory Off Road
Notification. Armed with this number you will be able to telephone
and order your licence or use the internet. It will be delivered
to you five days later. One small hitch: as every
opportunity for anything to do with serving the public costs money, over
and above all our taxes, there is a charge of £2.50 to use a
debit/credit card. This is just about worth the convenience of not
having to go and queue up at a Post Office to renew your licence.
Renewal at a Post Office will be £112.75 for 6 months and £205.00 for a
year. How come the Government continues to insist that the rise in
the cost of living is just a fraction over 2%? Maybe they all went
to school when the education in Mathematics in this country had sunk to
an all time low!
Incidentally, Big Brother knows whether you have
paid your insurance, and whether your car is liable to be MOT-ed, and if
so, whether it has been done and on which date it is due.


Door to inspecting
Sacred Texts - you can turn the pages to look at original scripts
from the Middle Ages and earlier as well as later. Click on the
picture.

ALL THE POP FROM '52 TO 82' AND MORE. . .


LOCAL MAP FUN FOR MILFORD READERS

It's surprising how often things 'before your very eyes' get ignored.
On the border heading of this web site is the little green 'cushion'
which doesn't often get used. If you haven't done so, why not try
today?
If you click if, you will see a street scene with a dark printed
rectangle obscuring part of the picture. Click on that to get rid
of it and what do you see? Our very own village green! If
you play with your mouse, you can move around the village, go and see
your own house, try getting to Lymington or New Milton - in fact with
patience you can probably get to Ayers Rock. Have a go! Like
they say, you can go anywhere from the Milford web site. . .

NOW SOMETHING FOR CARERS
You
never expect it but one day you may find yourself a carer. There
is a lot of help available so [
Click
here ] for an excellent place to start. This site
is useful even to 'old hands' because things change - usually for the
better - while you care. See if you can find somewhere which will
give you more help. As the main aim of the Government now is to enable
people to stay in their own homes as long as possible, there's a chance
it could be time for a good little exploration to see what is on offer.

INVITATION FROM MILFORD-ON-SEA HISTORICAL SOCIETY
The Society enjoyed two
interesting trips this summer - one to The Vyne, a beautiful National
Trust Property near Basingstoke and the second, an evening visit to
Hurst Castle where Hurst Castle Ferries owner, Sean Crane, gave a us
fascinating tour of the Castle and Lighthouse.
We hope that you can come and join us at our
lectures for the rest of the year. [
Click
here ] for further details.
Have a look at a site about Milford from a historical point of view .
. . [
Click here ]

THE EVER CHANGING FACE
OF ENGLAND: 29th April 2008 in the Lake District

Heading
for Lord's Seat the highest point of Whitbarrow Copyright Ann Bowker
It's always worth paying another visit to see
Ann Bowker's site and her beautiful pictures of the Lake District [
Click here
] To make the most of her pictures, scroll down to the bottom
of the page where you arrive and click on other places. Of
course, you might consider taking up a new sport and see the beauty
for yourself - but don't forget to take your camera!
To see the wonderful variety of
our own country, [
Click here
or on picture below] to go to Cornwall. A trip through
pictures from the last few days shows what a difference the weather
makes but the picture we have put up is how Charles Winpenny knows how
to set up his camera for perfect pictures!

Cornish Weather Forecasting!
© Charles Winpenny
Picture taken 1st May 2008

STUCK AT
HOME?
TAKE A TRIP AROUND OUR
AWARD WINNING LOCAL MUSEUM


BANKING INFORMATION

There is a new site which has been devised to clarify all sort of
banking details which everyone needs to know, particularly students
who are finding their way round that complex world for the first time.
It is also very helpful for those who not sure what to do vis-à-vis
many of the mysteries of the money world. It is an attractive
and user-friendly new site which appears at a most opportune moment
for brand-new college and university students. [
Click
here ]

EXPLORING MILFORD AND FURTHER AFIELD. . .

Photograph by Jim Champion
[ Click to explore site ]
Why
not
[
Click here
] for a few pictures
of our village?
On top of that, it a very
interesting site for anyone who enjoys taking beautiful photographs in
varied landscapes - from the Needles to the Old Man of Hoy via
Land's End and Beachy Head.

SOMETHING FOR THE LOCAL HISTORY BUFFS
Hampshire County Council has been building a very
comprehensive archive about the history of Hampshire which is being held
in Winchester, and access to it through the internet is available to all
who have embraced the wonders of 21st Century technology.
Harry Willis, Milford
postman, delivering mail to Hurst Castle by boat (about a hundred
years ago)...
Photograph printed from the Archive. Our thanks to HCC
To see
wonderful photographs of our Village going back in time [
Click here
] to view. Please be patient whilst the data loads, there are 166
pictures to see! [
Click here ]
for more information about the HCC Archive.
To explore some of the
educational history of Milford-on-Sea and its environs [
Click
here ]

VENUS EXPRESS STAYS ON TRACK WHILE PLANETS ARE
DIVIDED

When is a planet not a planet?
[ Click here for the answer ]
'The
Sun in Stereo'

SUPPORT A LOCAL BUSINESS!
Hollands
Purveyors of Fine Foods
High Street, Milford-on-Sea
(opposite The Smugglers Inn)

Hollands of Milford
The Name to Remember!
Holland's will deliver to
you
from the wide range of our excellent product lines -
visit to see how we have widened our range!
e-mail
us with your order and let us deliver* or telephone
us on 01590 641882
*no charge on
orders over £10

If
other places are full. . .
For further sources of where to stay in the
New Forest. . .
go click on the Little Yellow Boat!


SPECIALLY FOR THE WALKERS - NOW UPDATED FOR
2008
 
Somebody has been to immense trouble designing a site which covers the
Solent Way, part of the great stretch of long English walks.
This one goes from Milford, along the coast as far as possible to
Emsworth in West Sussex. To find out more, click on the
intrepid-looking walkers above. If you want to something more
taxing, in more of a 'Bournemouthly' direction, [
Click here
] for a link to a really impressive excursion along the coast on foot.
If you fancy something different in the walking area
[
Click here ]

HAMPSHIRE CC PUT UP EMERGENCY HELP SITE
Hampshire County Council has a useful reference
site in case of most emergencies. To see it, [
Click here ]
There is. however, a slight problem: it might be difficult to use
a computer in the event of a power cut. They suggest that anyone
worried about an electrical emergency telephone should telephone 0845
7708090! Milford-on-Sea Online suggests you go now, find an
old-fashioned pencil or something else to write with, and put the number
on a piece of paper which you should then stick to the bottom of your
telephone - or the stand you keep it in!

RUNNING TO GOOD HEALTH
   
Let your mouse kiss one of the above and you'll be on the way to better
health, better figure!

WE KNOW MILFORD WAS EXCLUDED FROM THE NATIONAL
PARK. . .
. . . but it doesn't mean we don't want to know
what's going on. If you would like to know what it's all about,
and how it's bound to have an effect on Milford [
Click here ]

NEW LIFE FOR OLD MOBILES
 
The Hampshire and Isle of Wight
Air Ambulance is launching a new scheme for recycling dead mobile
phones. This is an extension of an already existing finance
generating scheme which recycles empty computer cartridges, used
clothing, stamps and shoes. Anything between £6 and £25 can be
received from mobiles no longer in use and it is anticipated that many
thousands of pounds can be raised in this way.
All that needs doing is to remove
the SIM card and send it off, without the charger, to:
Hampshire and Isle of Wight Air
Ambulance
Freepost London 16281
London WC1N 3BR
Some people may be sentimentally
attached to their old mobiles and be reluctant to dispose of them.
But if they do the little machines will be recycled for use in the
developing world, where much business is done over the air on mobiles in
places where office
space is way out of reach. This offers small
traders the chance to make enough profit on their labour to keep a
family well-fed and perhaps pay school fees. It also enables
traders from small villages to tap in for information about average
market prices for the products for the day. Many small traders
have no idea how much they should charge for their goods and are often
seriously disadvantaged when it comes to getting the right price.

SILLY QUESTION - BUT DO YOU HAVE TIME TO SPARE?

As a result of the recent 'Who Cares' campaign,
local volunteers contributed enough money to launch the 'Volunteer
Sitting Service'. This will offer respite to those whose lives are
dedicated in their homes to looking after people who need full time
care. Oakhaven will train volunteers who will then be enabled to
give both patients and carer a much needed break, for up to four hours a
week, in what is often a stressful and restrictive situation.
Volunteers will not be expected to offer medical or personal care.
The main hope is that the volunteers will be able to become visiting
friends who can brighten the lives of those who are suffering by
offering them a change, a different point of view and a chat to someone
new.
If you feel you can offer your help in this new
venture, ring Carole on 01590 613030. Travel expenses and ongoing
training and support will be given by Oakhaven. [
Click
here
] to explore Oakhaven.

CLICK BELOW FOR NEW STYLE INFORMATION ABOUT LOCAL POLICE WORK

We have been working with local
police to enable us to have access to details of what is going on in the
local community as we used to have in the days of Keith Mitchell before
he retired as a member of the Police Force. We hope you will enjoy
this site and find it useful. It is good to see the improvements
compared with the previous year. Click on the logo above. At the
end of the Police page you will find contact numbers if you have any
queries about the information contained in the assorted reports.
To see what's going on on a wider
scale, [
Click here ] for
Hampshire Constabulary.

GET AWAY FROM IT ALL - GO TO MARS!

To see other space pictures, visit Hubble's
wonderful site [
Click here ]


If you missed the Total Solar Eclipse on 29th March, which was
magnificent,
[
click here ] to visit Eclipse
Archives, which contains web cam
recordings not only of the latest one but also those from earlier
years.
(Don't forget to turn up your sound and watch full screen)

FED UP SITTING AT HOME?
Get out and go for a trot round Hurst Castle - on
a nice sunny day! What? Weather rotten? Don't you
believe it! [
Click here ] and enjoy a few nostalgic minutes of Summer now that
Autumn's almost here....!

[ Click for information about Trinity House and
Hurst ]

COUNCIL CARE
And just to show you that there are people in HCC
fighting the Government on our behalf, go and read the following
[ Click here
]. Who would have thought that
www.milfordonsea.com would
have been standing up for the Councils in the area? Well, we
are fair!

CALLING LOCAL BIRDWATCHERS

Here is a new site specially for
Hampshire birdwatchers! To get there click on the magazine above
and find out all about it.
Called the 'Hampshire
Ornithological Society', it offers membership to interested people
which gives quite a variety of advantages to those who take it up at £9
a year. But go and have a look for yourself - if you like watching
and learning about birds in your own back yard [
Click here ]

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE
FOREST?
 
A splendid site - the answer to
the question "What nice things can we find for visitors to do " is
available only a click away. It is a government site - oh, doesn't
that sound dull? Well, it isn't! It's a first-class site
which just goes to show what can happen when someone with initiative and
imagination is put to work. To see this revelation, [
Click here ] and you'll find it fascinating as well as helpful.

NFDC OFFERS NEW
WEB SITE ABOUT FOREST

The NFDC has produced yet another user-friendly
and informative web site about what's what, where to go, what's on etc
for visitors and residents alike. Well worth a visit, especially
if you have people staying or perhaps looking for ways of entertaining
the young as the long summer holidays loom into view. It is full
of ideas, and there are all the details you really want on these
occasions - the nitty-gritty matter of 'how much does everything
cost?' so often left out of this sort of information site.
To find out more about the New Forest itself and
how it is run [
Click here
]

GETTING CHEAP TICKETS FOR A TRAIN JOURNEY

Although The TrainLine doesn't seem to be the easiest way to buy train
tickets on the internet, once you have discovered how it works you can
spend a satisfying deal of time organising your trip. One of the
problems is finding out how to buy the cheaper tickets:
Here's how:
A recent correspondent
has told us how she almost gave up using the service offered by our
English train servers - click on the flashy train above - as she had
failed miserably to find the much-vaunted 'cheap journeys'.
The secret, he tells us, is to stop worrying when the fare you want
comes up and there are no little circles which relate to the
proposed journey which you can click. The only ones
available seem to be the more expensive options. Now, if you
click on the cheapest one of those, you may then come to a link
which suggests looking for even cheaper fares. Look towards
the top of the screen, and it is printed quite small, nothing too
obvious, you understand? We do have to make our profits, don't
we? However, if you get an option, they are usually wonderful!
There is a lot of chat about booking in advance
but the best thing to do is to book with only a few days in hand, or
even the very day. The fares come down to something unbelievable!
It's worth practising to learn the system. Click on the train
above and find out!
To go hunting to buy your train tickets anywhere in the world, [
Start here ]
Here's a generally helpful site if you're trying to get round the
British Isles from Brockenhurst [
Click here ] or from New Milton [
Click here ]. They will also give you train arrival times.
Occasionally there are seasonal time changes, so to get an update, click
on these connections.
If you want a general source of train timetables, [
Click here ]

St. Dominic's Priory
Uncle Sealy Rides Again

DON'T JUST DREAM ABOUT THIS
AREA. . . .
[
Click here ] and then [
Click here ]
to find out more then come and visit us!

To find out something about
other villages in England you might be visiting. . . .

will take you there - click on
it!
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